On the Hook

Will the hookups at work ever cease?

Seriously, people.

I took almost 2 weeks off after dad passed, which is totally fine with me and all other parties concerned (it better be!).

In those 10 sweet, family filled, stress causing, ulcer activating days, there was one firing, one assault, one lesbian hookup (to please the boys, apparently) one post-assault adulterous hookup, one on-going inter company hookup, countless fights and more and more drama.

I work in a pornographic Junior High, I swear.

"Where's Grandma's Cane?" has become my new mantra in referring to myself in these situations. I am a mere 2-5 years older than these people, but decades more mature, apparently. I'm wildly over it. How hard is it to understand a few key principles of life?

-Screwing around on your husband (or at least trying to) is a bad idea.
-Pulling a gun on someone is a bad idea. Even worse idea if you're both on the clock.
-Humping two coworkers and lying about it to both of them is a bad idea.
-Lying in general is a bad idea.
-Engaging in homosexual activity can be fun and harmless, but will cause lots of drama and gossip if done at a company party.
-Telling your coworker that she's "no fun" when she doesn't want to party because her father just died is a really, really bad idea.
-Assuming that the close friend of someone you have wronged in a terrible, unforgivable way will not tell said person of your attempts to continue wronging them is really just fucking retarded.

I work with sociopathic children. Mostly. I do love some of my coworkers.....but they're all over 30. Interesting.

My sister finally left. She will be leaving the state tomorrow, but she's out of my hair for now, thank god. Alone time is very much needed at the moment.

Oh, and Insomnia? Knock it the fuck off, thanks.